Bringing in the New Year With a Sex Toy Rube Goldberg Machine (NSFW)

Welcome to 2017, Year of the Cock according to the Chinese zodiac.

If I didn’t know that the Awkward Crew spent most of their energy on The Fuchur at the end of 2016, I might think they were behind the following Rube Goldberg machine. From dildos, butt plugs, blow up dolls and male masturbation devices shaped like asses to a gimp in a VR headset, this video from Super Deluxe looks like it was custom made for Awkward Human.

It’s no OK Go music video, but it’s still very titillating. Constructing a Rube Goldberg machine is no easy task, even if there were too many silicone male organs flying around. Just about the time I think I have tired of the gag, one plastic penis flies across the screen to simply honk a horn. As far as the production, the “gimp” wasn’t clad in leather or latex, but a winter coat. Plus, if this was something done by the Awkward Crew, I’m certain the camera work would have been much better. However, I can’t really think of a better way to be thrust into the New Year.

The publisher, Super Deluxe, is a studio out of Los Angeles owned by the Turner Broadcasting System. While it looks to have only launched a year ago, Wikipedia notes that it initially started in 2007. A year later the comedy site was absorbed by Adult Swim. It’s possible that you might have seen their Hillary Clinton: Meme Queen 2016 video as it has amassed 5 million views.

Now that you’ve smacked 2016 in its molded silicone ass, here’s hoping 2017 fills you with pleasure. If January hasn’t been good to you, the video is good reminder that there are a number of tools and toys that can help.