That time your boss said, “You’re attitude is a problem. Frankly, you need to get laid. Don’t come back to work until that’s happened.”
An article in an obscure Australian publication incited a baby boomer/millennial debate over avocado toast. Despite the pompous assertion that youngins could buy houses if only they saved instead of brunching, the old man has a point. Maybe we should all eat less brunch.
When you murder trees and use their corpses to wipe your ass, they are going to fight back.
The clean diet trend has reached an ironic turn. Obsessing over “righteous eating” may actually lead to an unhealthy lifestyle fraught with anxiety over ingesting anything “impure.” Maybe rethink that gluten-free-vegan diet you were about to start.