You’ll think twice now before breaking the law in Arizona. After all, can you afford to pay for your own execution? Also, wouldn’t it be breaking the law to be in possession of drugs used in lethal injection?
Why use VC funds for your startup when you can use porn?
Prior to voting, a number of people needed some alone time according to RedTube.
Pizza Hut loves their temporary menu items, which often involves shoving things like hot dogs and garlic knots into the crust of a large pie to both comfort and clog our hearts. Their latest, the grilled cheese pizza, seems to have confused Fox News over the definition of both “grilled” and “cheese.”