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This week we talk about cow butts, Astronaut Ice Cream, ClassPass, bad yelp reviews, and farting in public.
News flash: every man, woman, and child farts. While you can keep them painfully inside, sometimes you’ve just got to let the wind blow. The choice is yours, but you ought to know how to handle your decision and manage the aftermath.
You heard that right. A GIF that has been making its rounds on Imgur perfectly illustrates how you can fuck shit up by pushing someone’s finger instead of pulling it.
Want to avoid a putrid fart? Push a finger.
Want to clean up a mess? Push a finger.
Want to get out of work early? Push a finger.
If only Rebecca would have known.
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Featured image by Steve Snodgrass via Flickr CC.