On the latest episode of the Awkward Human Survival Guide, we received a question about a woman who looks like a “thumbs up.” They didn’t include a picture, so we did some research to find out if these thumb people truly exist. In short, they do.
News flash: every man, woman, and child farts. While you can keep them painfully inside, sometimes you’ve just got to let the wind blow. The choice is yours, but you ought to know how to handle your decision and manage the aftermath.
Despite the fact that humans lived in the wilderness at one point and likely had to urinate as a form of waste expenditure, this is now apparently unacceptable behaviour in today’s society. The presence of a public urinal in San Francisco has lead to a lawsuit in the form of a civil complaint by The Chinese Christian Union of San Francisco.
Eyesight is a wonderful thing – in fact, there’s a good chance that you’re using it to read these words right now! Now imagine what happens when a person has lived the first months or years of their life without this ability, only to have it suddenly given to them. How are you supposed to react? Do you laugh, cry, look amazed, or do something else?
Your vague statuses aren’t helping anyone. This video will put your statuses in perspective if you are the culprit when it comes to filling users’ news feeds with statuses about nothing. If that’s not you, it should definitely still be relatable if you’ve ever used Facebook before (or Twitter or practically any form of social media).
Young, old, polite, or bitchy, this beer stand doesn’t turn away customers. On a hot day, it’s hard to beat the price of $0.25 for a glass of nice cold beer. At the same time, the person behind the stand will absolutely not take your bullshit because the beer industry is some serious business. Watch below to see how he handles it.
Why give your mom the same kind of sweet card she’s been getting for decades. You’re old enough to be real with her, right? Check out these brutally honest mother’s day cards!
Disclaimer: I am not an artist. If any word could describe me the least, artist could be it. But I still find art to be fascinating from time to time. That’s why I can’t stop thinking about these shirts from Old Navy, which have now been discontinued because they are apparently offensive to artists. The Daily Mail has done an excellent job of summarizing the the angry reactions tweeters are having to seeing the following shirts.
Who knows if she went to the dentist or what, but this woman is having a serious lip malfunction. Eight seconds into the video and she’s fucking crying over what she sees. If you’re looking for a laugh, check out the video after the break.