The Size & Virility of Your Eggplant Is Related to Your Koi Pond? Posted on August 5, 2016 by Christopher Sikkenga Like all cultures, Japan loves sex. Of course, the island nation also loves fish. Naturally, these two passions have conjugated. Below is a short, but potent documentary on the koi. Is that a koi in your pond or are you happy to see me? Read More!