Weekly Roundup: June 20 – June 24

This week we talk rough sex, kids with nature, douchebag outfits, creative moms, and blind astronomers. Join us for more next week!

How Do I Have Rough Butt Sex Without Hurting Myself?

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A gay virgin asks how to have rough sex without feeling any pain. Resident expert Adam Dachis weighs in and gives lots of pointers and tips on how to stay safe in the bedroom.

Stop Blaming Parents Every Time Their Kid Gets Eaten

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After one kid fell into a gorilla exhibit, and another kid was eaten by an alligator, the public wants to blame the parents. Lindsey Brunken doesn’t think that’s such a good idea, read more to find out why.

 

A Style Guide to the Douchiest Urban Outfitters Outfits

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Want to look like a real tool this summer? Check out our style guide inspired by Urban Outfitters, the brand for tools and douchebags alike!

 

Creative Advice from My Mom

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Our very own network mom, Toni Dachis, gives all you artists out there tips on how to let yourself shine through your art! 

 

Legally Blind Astronomer Can See Deep Sky With His Naked Eye

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Science gets weird when a legally blind man can see the milky way better than the rest of humanity. How is that possible? Click to find out more.


Thanks for reading, and here’s a helpful tip for your weekend: “Beer before liquor never sicker, toothpaste before orange juice dead.”

 

Images courtesy of Seedfeeder, Allen McGregor, Urban Outfitters and Tim Doucette

Now Even Dildos Will Come in Drone Form

It seems that just about everything nowadays is turning into drones, but what about sex toys? Turns out those are being made available in drone form as well. When your hands are full, the Dildo Drone is everything you’ll need for your dildo-ing needs. Check it out in action after the break.

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When You Let Your Mom Tinder for You for a Month

If you feel like you’re not having any luck on online dating and were wondering what might happen if you got your mother to impersonate you and do it for you, GQ already has the answers. More specifically, the 26-year-old single Clay Skipper installed Tinder on his mother’s phone out of their mutual fear that he might “die alone.”

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