This week we’re talking water allergies, dramatic Guy Fieri, blooming corpse flowers, bad Uber, and creepy doll sculptures!
Looking at a G.I. Joe or a Barbie will never be the same. Prepare to be haunted—in a playful, childlike way.
Yes, the ride-sharing app makes it easier to get places, but a sleek interface and easy hailing can’t hide some shady practices. Let’s revisit their low points.
Just hours ago, the world’s smelliest and most ridiculously lazy flower began to bloom.
The glorified food porn host receives his fair share of criticism for being a frosted-tipped 1980s douchebag who is singlehandedly destroying American food culture. But have you considered the pain he must go through to bring knowledge of all the best diners, drive-ins, and dives to the world? Let’s walk a mile in Guy Fieri’s flaming shoes.
With the “heat dome” hovering over the United States, all of us here at Awkward Human have been itching for a water park get away. Being submerged in a cool pool during a sunny afternoon is always magical, but being the morbid and dark people that we are, we got thinking–with all of the weird allergies that exist, is it possible that someone could be allergic to water?
This week we talk about cow butts, Astronaut Ice Cream, ClassPass, bad yelp reviews, and farting in public.
News flash: every man, woman, and child farts. While you can keep them painfully inside, sometimes you’ve just got to let the wind blow. The choice is yours, but you ought to know how to handle your decision and manage the aftermath.
Yelp sucks. You either: 1) Know this, 2) Just learned this, or 3) Enjoy shouting minor dining inconveniences into the void. Let’s watch some chefs roast the latter.
Intrigued by a $20 trial month, I signed up for “the largest network of fitness studios in the world.” The stingy 5-class option left with me lots of flop sweat and sore muscles and a chance to evaluate the supposed best way to work out in a city.