Please Enjoy Guy Fieri Eating to Dramatic Music

The glorified food porn host receives his fair share of criticism for being a frosted-tipped 1980s douchebag who is singlehandedly destroying American food culture. But have you considered the pain he must go through to bring knowledge of all the best diners, drive-ins, and dives to the world? Let’s walk a mile in Guy Fieri’s flaming shoes.

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Can You Be Allergic To Water?

With the “heat dome” hovering over the United States, all of us here at Awkward Human have been itching for a water park get away. Being submerged in a cool pool during a sunny afternoon is always magical, but being the morbid and dark people that we are, we got thinking–with all of the weird allergies that exist, is it possible that someone could be allergic to water?

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